"No pain?" Uncle De poked me in the face with his finger.
"ah!"
I cried involuntarily screamed.
"No!" Uncle De said, "The swelling is out of shape. Go back and have a good medicine!"
"Uncle, how do I feel that you are deliberately poking? So much effort! " I am dissatisfied with the way
Uncle De said, "I also want to ask you what happened to you just now?"
I froze for a moment and then avoided Uncle De’s straight eyes and said, "What’s going on?"
"Don’t play dumb," Uncle De poked me in the face again, which made me almost jump up. "I could hit the willow with one blow just now, and I could control it immediately. Why did you suddenly shout?"
Burying my face, I stepped back a few steps to prevent Uncle De from poking me again and then shouted, "I’m afraid she’s too busy to fight and want her to surrender without a fight."
Uncle De said, "What will happen if I get it at once? If she succeeds, she will be seriously injured. If you don’t surrender, you have to surrender. If you don’t reinvent the wheel, she won’t escape! "
"I …" I faltered for a moment. "I’m afraid that Uncle De will kill her with a heavy hand, and then it’s hard to ask her about the coffin and platinum cover."
"will my hand be light?" Uncle De said, "I thought you were upset just now, but now the more you explain it, the more I think there is something wrong with you. Honestly, I don’t think you look weird because that witch moved something, do you?"
"No, no," I quickly shook my head and gave a way. "Maybe she fooled me for a while and didn’t wake up."
"no?" Uncle De looked at me suspiciously.
"Yes" Shao Wei suddenly laughed. "Uncle De, you don’t know that Brother Guichen is not only possessed by evil, but also very serious."
"Ah?" Uncle De was shocked and said, "Really?"
Said will come to catch me, I hurriedly dodge way "DE uncle Shao Wei joking with you! Shao Wei, stop joking. What’s wrong with me? "
Uncle DE see Shao Wei and look at my way "what’s going on? You two stop playing! Can anyone make it clear? "
"He!" Shao Wei pointed at me and said, "Uncle De, do you know what he was doing when I came over?"
"What for?" Uncle De opened his eyes wide.
"Shao Wei!" I quickly shouted, "Don’t talk nonsense!"
"I don’t talk nonsense," Shao Wei skimmed the pie mouth. "I’ll tell you the truth. When I came, the elder brother of the willow was close to the dust, and two people still hugged together. After a while, two people …"
"Shao Wei!" I stammered, "Aren’t you ashamed to say these things every family, your little girl?"
"I didn’t do it. What am I ashamed of?" Shao Wei smiled and said, "Brother Gui Chen said that his face didn’t hurt because he was cuddled and kissed by such a beautiful girl. Is it comfortable?"
I don’t know what I should say.
Just not letting Shao Wei say it was a mistake.
Now I can see that she is angry with me for being dissatisfied with my behavior just now.
An angry girl, the more you don’t let her do anything, the more she will do it. The more you don’t want her to say it, the more she will say it.
Sarcasm at you. Sarcasm at you
The right thing to do is to say nothing and do nothing, so that she will feel bored.
The same is true of quarreling with female classmates in the former school.
So I decided to shut up from now on.
Shao Wei said, "Brother Gui Chen, are you unwilling to give up Uncle De and hurt Yang Liu?"
I don’t speak./I don’t talk.
"Is the willow beautiful?"
I don’t speak./I don’t talk.
"Do you like people very much?"
I still don’t talk.
"blush with shame? The neck is red? What are you thinking and don’t talk? "
pretend not to know
"Yo, you’re dumb?"
I nodded.
"You! Hey! " Shao Wei stamped her foot and touched a handful of xiaoxiao angrily, and immediately called out "cuckoo meow!" "
Shao Wei stopped talking, but Uncle De spoke earnestly. He said with a serious face, "What the hell is going on with you and that witch?"
I can’t say nothing to Uncle De. "There’s really nothing that I was attracted by the green gas and then I met her. She did touch me, but I don’t know what the reason is! Probably trying to seduce me. I don’t have a hook. "
Shao Wei spat "bah" before I finished my words.
I rolled my eyes and continued, "If I didn’t hook her, she would be angry. Let me die and I won’t die. Then she will bury me alive herself and say that she will slowly torture me to death. I think she may have a brain problem or just want to tease me like a cat and mouse, because if she really wants to kill me, she can shoot me to death. Why do you have to bury me alive? She wanted to bury me alive, of course I had to resist, so I met her. Well, her body … She called me a slut, then blocked my acupuncture points and slapped me so many times, and then Shao Wei came, and then you came. That’s it! "
I finished my sentence in one breath and then looked at Shao Wei, but she smiled and there was a naughty light in her eyes.
This is to tease me.
I can hardly laugh or cry.
Uncle De was stunned for a long time, and then he earnestly taught, "Zheng, you are young and energetic. I understand, but you have to know that you are right and she is evil. Even if she is beautiful and neat, you are not the same person. You must not be wrong. There are many good girls in this world who are young, beautiful and good. Although there are few, it is not without them, just like one in front of you."
"I know, I know," I quickly interrupted Uncle De. "Uncle De, don’t worry, I can still tell right from wrong."
Shao Wei has become a flower with a smile. "Uncle De, do you think it’s me that a good girl is young, beautiful and good?"
"That’s clever," Uncle De said. "You guessed it."
"Thank you, Uncle De!" Shao Wei said happily
I don’t know what to say. These two …
"Ouch …"
Suddenly there was a groan, and then I saw Wang Guihua sitting up with his head in his arms, and then he looked around and looked at us and shouted, "Oh, my head!" "
"Knock, knock, knock" hand hard a few times and then surprised "dizzy how can I sleep? What about the girl in the green skirt? "
"Let’s go!" I didn’t good the spirit.
If he hadn’t been turned over by the willow medicine as soon as he went, it wouldn’t have happened that the willow would have run away, and it wouldn’t have happened that our present monk Zhang Er didn’t know anything about the gloomy wooden coffin.
"By the way, why did you run here?" Gui-hua wang got up "who’s that girl in green skirt? Oh, why is your face like a bear? Was stung by a bee? "
I am even more embarrassed. "Why am I running here? Do you have a headache? A headache is right! You don’t sleep well in the middle of the night! Sleepwalking also came here muttering that she saw a girl with a green skirt get into a tree and had to dig it, but she dug up a coffin! The three of us can’t hold you back, and you hit me so hard that you hit my face like this! Uncle De had to knock you out! Now you ask where the girl in the green dress has gone? Look at it, it’s bright every day and you’re daydreaming! Go and fill the hole! Delay things! "
Gui-hua wang stunned to look at me and uncle DE, then at Shao Weiran, then gave him a look at the pothole over there. "I was wrong …"
"Go and fill the hole," Shao Wei smiled. "It’s time for us to set off at dawn. The first person to find someone is nearby."
Chapter 12 past lives, beggar and local dog
Wang Guihua was overwhelmed by my meal and obediently filled the hole. We also went to help. After we filled the hole, the sun could already be seen in the eastern sky.
Uncle De said, "Let’s go back and talk to Village Chief Liu. Let’s go."
I thought for a moment, "Uncle De, I won’t go there. I’ll run back and forth and talk. Please remember to take my backpack with me. There are also jade beads and black ice on the table."
Uncle De looked at my swollen face and nodded. "You’re not afraid of trouble, but you really don’t want to meet people now. Everyone who meets you will ask you what’s going on."
I bowed my head in shame and Uncle De had gone.
I went to the willow tree to sit and rest. Shao Wei and Wang Guihua also passed. Shao Wei sat down with Wang Guihua and muttered, "Strange! I really teach that although my poor sleep is always laughed at by other disciples, I never sleepwalk … "
After chanting a few words, she perched on Shao Wei’s shoulder, closed her eyes, and suddenly opened her round eyes and a strange call flew.
Shao Wei smiled with a finger and said, "Coming!"
"What’s coming?" I also looked at Shao Wei in amazement at Wang Guihua’s absence.
At this time, a slight step came from far and near, followed by a scream of "Ow"!
When I followed it, I saw a bony dog limping towards us.
Not far away, a ragged flower is running after him with a stick and brick in his hand.
It was that flower brick that hit the dog and hurt its leg that made the dog bark miserably.
"No, it doesn’t hurt." I threw a panic and numbness. The feeling has passed. Now it hurts like hell and itches like hell. It’s like there are tens of thousands of ants biting my face repeatedly. I try my best to restrain myself from scratching my face. It’s very uncomfortable!
